My Name is George
My name is George Wang
I represent my Asianess like twice Nancy Tong
I like to rap and I like to skank
Don't get it confused with your mom or I take you to the ska-bank!
I play ping pong, keep it real with my mexican brothers
Except when I'm in bed giving it in the ass to your mother
I do my math I do your science
I can help you with your clothe washing appliance
Yes I'm good at laundry and I'm good at rap
And if you're in my house you best not stink it up with your crap!
I like to eat a lot, especially hot dogs
They remind me of my homeland and beating them pooches over the head with big logs
I donta lika no Pokémon
Except when I'm poking your mom
Because that's how George Wang keep it real.